diff --git a/data.json b/data.json index 6765a15..74f91d9 100644 --- a/data.json +++ b/data.json @@ -605,5 +605,9 @@ "Why Do programmers always mix up Haloween and Christmas? Because Oct31 == Dec25.", "Why did the programmer die in the shower? The shampoo bottle said: Wash, rinse, repeat.", "A UDP packet walks into a bar. The bartender doesn't acknowledge him.", - "99 Bugs in the Code. 99 Bugs in the Code. You take one down, patch it around, 127 Bugs in the code" -] \ No newline at end of file + "99 Bugs in the Code. 99 Bugs in the Code. You take one down, patch it around, 127 Bugs in the code", + "Why don't we go to my 127.0.0.1, and I'll give you sudo access.", + "Give me your credentials and I’ll show you how privilege escalation REALLY works.", + "I told her that she was the ';' to my code but she replied that she likes python", + "I asked her to be the css to my html but had to change my mind when she replis me 'wordpress'" +]